Friday, November 01, 2013

Goodnight Kiss

Goodnight folks! Have a great weekend!

Het O'Clock

This looks like a scene from a book. Beautiful people, unquestionably satisfying sex, improbably pretty underwear.

Nooner (NSFW)

Lunch time threesome and memories of nicer weather.

Man Candy

Oh goodness. Be very very quiet and let's see what he does next.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween How To's - Peter Pan

And finally, from Evaine, a grown up version of the classic children's hero.
You will need:
  • green cap with feather
  • green t-shirt
  • cooking casserole, size as necessary
  • string
  • mask (so you have plausible deniability for the next 40 years)
  • porn stache (optional)

Halloween How To's - Highlander Edition

Despite Evaine's aversion to Diana Gabaldon, everyone loves a sexy highlander. The accent! The muscles! The plaid! The sheep!

Ok, maybe not the sheep. I think beastiality jokes get us pulled from Blogger. I'll stop there.

You will need:

  • one kilt in a tartan of your choice
  • heavy leather belt
  • no underwear
  • tattoos and pendants in Celtic design (optional, but very hot)
  • boots
  • knees pads for some unknown reason….or maybe you have a very good reason

Halloween Pause - Soft as a Baby's Butt

I mean, really now...   :)   Cute butts are cute butts!  

Halloween How To's - Cowboy Time!

Sometimes DIY is too much work. There are always good store-bought options. Here's one we call the Raunchy Ranch Hand

You will need:

  • one bandana, red
  • one pair denim short shorts, spandex preferred
  • chaps, assless
  • boots (I assume he's wearing boots, although dressed like this, no one's looking at his feet)

Halloween How To's (NSFW) - Captain Canada

Next! Captain Canada. This could easily be adapted if you wanted to be Captain America or Captain Mauritania or wherever else. You get the idea.

You will need:

  • One flag. The size is up to you.
  • Home chest waxing kit (optional, but recommended)
  • Double sided tape (also optional, mostly if you'll be answering the door in this costume to hand out candy to the neighbourhood kids)
  • Wind machine

Halloween How To's - This is the droid you're looking for

Next! Sexy R2D2. Who knew that was a thing? This one might require some work in advance.
You will need:

  • white tank top
  • duct tape
  • black electrical tape
  • blue electrical tape
  • blue and white hat
  • flashlights
  • white gloves
  • white skinny jeans or (better still) white short shorts
  • R2D2 belt (optional)

Halloween Hot How To's - CoP Style (NSFW)

Today we're going to break from the usual schedule to deliver some very important costuming tips on how to dress yourself or your man. Many of these use everyday items found around the home, so even your procrastinators can join in the fun!

From Laurie, our first entrant is the classic ghost costume. Here's what you'll need:

  • 1 Kleenex
  • 1 permanent marker, black
  • Some…stimulation

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Late Night Kink (NSFW)

Goodnight Kiss

Indulging my beard fetish.

It's For Cancer

For those of you staring down Movember and the rat fuzz your significant other so proudly sports for a month, now there is Decembeaver!

Girls Too (NSFW)

Imagine snorkelling and getting a little too close to the nude beach…

Nooner (NSFW)

I have never seen such a bored looking porn star in my life. When a blow job becomes that boring, maybe it's time to consider a career change.

Man Candy (NSFW)

Well good morning. I guess skinny jeans aren't in your repertoire, are they?

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Late Night Leather (NSFW)

Yes. This one. I like this one. There may be some grabby hands going on at my house right now.

Goodnight Kiss

Flag your porn! (SFW)

Ok, today's video post is truly utter randomness, but the band geek that I was 15 years ago (1st tuba for four years running!)* needs to share this in as many venues as possible. Bear with me.

*ok fine. We only had one tuba. It was a small school in a small town. Not the point.

Girls Too! (NSFW)


Nooner (NSFW)

Today's nooner got a little dirty.

Man Candy (NSFW)

My favourite kind of tattoos are the ones on ribs that just beg to be tickled or licked.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Wine and Fic in the Afternoon

Hey folks!  I just wanted to let you know that the Free Fic (the stories contributed to CoP for its First Birthday Celebration) we had posted at the old site is now available here.  There is a link in the sidebar section Where to Find CoP to the page we're calling Wine and Fic in the Afternoon.  Enjoy at your leisure!